Sharp cuts.
Classic craft.
Four decades of precision fades, straight-razor shaves and old-school hospitality — reimagined for the modern gentleman.
A barber shop the way it should be.
For four decades, The Men's Room has been Simi Valley's home for real barbering — the kind of place where you walk in a stranger and leave looking like the best version of yourself.
No pretense. No apps. Just talented barbers, sharp blades, hot towels, and cuts you'll be proud to wear. Bring your dad. Bring your son. This is where good hair happens.
Services & Pricing
Simple, honest pricing. No surprises at the chair.
Signature Haircut
Consultation, shampoo, precision cut, hot towel finish.
Classic Fade
Skin, low, mid or high — bladed to perfection.
Beard Sculpt
Line-up, shape and hot towel conditioning treatment.
The Full Ritual
Haircut, beard sculpt, hot lather straight-razor shave.
Hot Towel Shave
Old-school straight-razor shave with hot towels & balm.
Father & Son
One haircut for dad, one for the young gentleman.
Women's Hair Services
Cuts, color, styling and more — all women's services starting at $55.
Color & Highlights
Full color, highlights, balayage and custom tones by our stylists.
Meet your barbers
Master craftsmen with decades of combined experience.
What our chairs say
Real reviews from real Simi Valley regulars.
"FINALLY! I found a place that can do an old-fashioned men's haircut. Faith was my girl and did a GREAT job. Thank you!"
"Dominic cut my hair — very professional and fast. Cut exactly the way I asked and very kind. Highly recommend."
"You want a traditional men's haircut, here it is. Perfect for my husband and 3-year-old. In and out. My kids know where the lollipop drawer is."
"Great old-fashioned barber shop, nice guys, great haircut. Highly recommend."
"Been getting haircuts here for over 35 years. Great place."
Straight from the chair
Real work on real clients — no filters, no stock photos.
The classic experience
Old-fashioned service, done the right way.
Hot Lather Shaves
Straight-razor, steaming towels, cedar balm.
Sharp Fades
Bladed by hand — skin, low, mid or high.
Beard Sculpting
Line-up, shape, and conditioning ritual.
Complimentary Neck Trim
Two weeks after your cut, on the house.
Walk-Ins Welcome
Or reserve your chair — your call.
The Lollipop Drawer
For the young gentlemen in your family.
Your chair is waiting.
Walk-ins welcome. Appointments preferred. Reserve your spot in under a minute.
Come see us
| Monday | 9:00 – 6:00 |
| Tuesday | 9:00 – 6:00 |
| Wednesday | 9:00 – 6:00 |
| Thursday | 9:00 – 6:00 |
| Friday | 9:00 – 6:00 |
| Saturday | 8:00 – 5:00 |
| Sunday | 10:00 – 3:00 |